Magical Duet



My Little Pony: Equestria Girls

Magical Duet

ACT 1

The scene opens to the Human 6 in the gymnasium.

RARITY

Oh! Did you hear about the new music talent show that will take place?

SCI-TWI

Why, no, Rarity.

RAINBOW DASH

There is?

RARITY

I can hardly wait to show off my talents when I go up on that stage and impress the crowd with my singing voice!

Suddenly, Spike's voice is heard.

SPIKE

Wow! Count me in!

The scene cuts to Spike looking up at Rarity.

SPIKE

I'll join you, Rarity!

Rarity picks Spike up and holds him in her hands.

RARITY

Why, Spike, I really appreciate the offer!

Rarity grins at Spike, who smiles back.

PINKIE PIE

Oh, cool! It'll be a duet!

SPIKE

A du-what?

RAINBOW DASH

A duet.

RARITY

A duet. It is when two people sing together in harmony.

SPIKE

Ohh. I see.

RARITY

But, it would be quite interesting to hear you sing, Spike. I have never really heard you before.

SPIKE

Oh, yeah? Well, here is how our song will go.

Spike jumps out of Rarity's hands and begins to sing "Duet," a parody of "Heartaches" by the Marcels.

SPIKE

Look out

Here we come now

Yep-yep-yep-yep, whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa

Bum-bum-bum-bum, boh-boh-boh-boh

Dum-dum-dum dum-dum dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum

Duet

Duet, duet

Duet, duet

Bum-bum-bum-bum

Du-et

Bum-bum-bum-bum

Du-et

Yep-yep-yep-yep, whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa

Bum-bum-bum-bum, boh-boh-boh-boh

Dum-dum-dum dum-dum dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum

Duet

Yep-yep-yep-yep

Duet

Yep-yep-yep-yep

My love for you has won a duet

Your voice is such a sacred thing to me

I can't believe I got to win this opportunity

Duet

Duet

This is the best time now, a duet

I am so happy to sing with you

My heart, it grows for you

Yep-yep-yep-yep, whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa

Bum-bum-bum-bum, boh-boh-boh-boh

Dum-dum-dum dum-dum dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum

Duet

Spike stops singing as the Human 6 applaud for him.

RARITY

Wonderful, Spike! How marvelous! How marvelous!

Spike bows.

SPIKE

Thank you, m'lady.

Rarity picks up Spike again.

RARITY

All right. A duet it is then.

The rest of the Human 6 cheer.

SPIKE

Oh, I am so excited!

RARITY

Oh, me, too, Spikey-Wikey! Me, too!

Rarity playfully pokes Spike on the nose.

RARITY

Boop!

Rarity and Spike both chuckle.

The scene fades to the front view of Canterlot High School the next day. The scene fades to the gymnasium, where the music talent show is already being held. Derpy is currently singing.

DERPY

We will rock this school

We, will, rock, it, out

Derpy finishes singing as she strikes a pose. The audience cheers and applauds.

CELESTIA

And now, our final contestants, Rarity and Spike!

The audience applauds as Spike (who is wearing a black bow tie) peeks out the curtains, then turns to Rarity (who is still in her normal dress) backstage.

SPIKE

All right. You ready to shine?

RARITY

Ready, Spike.

SPIKE

Well then let's do it.

Spike comes out of the curtains as he sings the song.

SPIKE

Look out

Here we come now

Rarity jumps out from the curtains and starts dancing.

RARITY AND SPIKE

Yep-yep-yep-yep, whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa

Bum-bum-bum-bum, boh-boh-boh-boh

Dum-dum-dum dum-dum dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum

Duet

RARITY

Duet

SPIKE

Bum-bum-bum-bum

RARITY

Duet

SPIKE

Bum-bum-bum-bum

RARITY

Duet

SPIKE

Bum-bum-bum-bum

RARITY

Duet

SPIKE

Bum-bum-bum-bum

RARITY

Du-

SPIKE

Bum-bum-bum-bum

RARITY

-Et

SPIKE

Bum-bum-bum-bum

RARITY

Du-

SPIKE

Bum-bum-bum-bum

RARITY

-Et

SPIKE

Bum-bum-bum

Yep-yep-yep-yep, whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa

Bum-bum-bum-bum, boh-boh-boh-boh

Dum-dum-dum dum-dum dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum

RARITY

Duet

SPIKE

Yep-yep-yep-yep

RARITY

Duet

SPIKE

Yep-yep-yep-yep

RARITY AND SPIKE

My love for you has won a duet

Your voice is such a sacred thing to me

I can't believe I got to win this opportunity

RARITY

Duet

SPIKE

Bum-bum-bum-bum

RARITY

Duet

SPIKE

Bum-bum-bum-bum

This is the best time now, a duet

RARITY AND SPIKE

I am so happy to sing with you

My heart, it grows for you

SPIKE

Yep-yep-yep-yep, whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa

Bum-bum-bum-bum, boh-boh-boh-boh

Dum-dum-dum dum-dum dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum

Duet

Rarity vocalizes.

SPIKE

Bum-bum-bum-bum

Rarity vocalizes again.

SPIKE

You know that my love for you has won a duet

Rarity keeps vocalizing.

SPIKE

Yep-yep-yep-yep

I can't believe that we got this perfect opportunity

Yep-yep-yep

RARITY AND SPIKE

Duet

Duet

This is the best time now, a duet

I am so happy to sing with you

My heart, it grows for you

SPIKE

Yep-yep-yep-yep, whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa

Bum-bum-bum-bum, boh-boh-boh-boh

Dum-dum-dum dum-dum dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum

RARITY AND SPIKE

Duet

Rarity and Spike finish singing as the audience cheers and applauds for them.

CELESTIA

Everyone, I would like to announce this talent show's top best performances!

Rarity and Spike wait eagerly. Celestia picks out a note to announce the winners.

CELESTIA

The winners of this year's music talent show is... Rarity and Spike!

SPIKE

Aha!

RARITY

Oh! Yes! Yes!

Rarity picks up Spike and dances in a circle while holding him.

RARITY

We win! We win! We win!

Rarity hugs Spike tightly as he gives her a lick on the cheek. The Human 6 stand up from their seats and cheer for Rarity and Spike.

RAINBOW DASH

Way to go, you guys!

APPLEJACK

Yeah!

SPIKE

Thanks, Applejack!

Applejack winks at Spike and gives him a thumbs up as she thrusts her arm out, slightly showing her armpit through her short sleeve.

SPIKE

Well, we did all right, didn't we, Rarity?

RARITY

Oh, most definitely! Though I thought I nailed it with my vocalizing.

SPIKE

Come on, that's beside the point! We both sang good!

RARITY

Yes, but my vocalizing pushed it.

SPIKE

Rarity, that was beside the point!

Spike tackles Rarity and begins tickling her as she breaks out into laughter.

SPIKE

Come on! Say it's beside the point!

RARITY

N-- never! Ha ha ha!

Spike tickles Rarity's armpits, making her laugh hysterically.

RARITY

Okay! Okay! It's beside the point!

Spike stops tickling Rarity as she begins to breathe heavily.

SPIKE

There. Was that so hard? But between you and me, we both rocked the school.

RARITY

No. We rocked the talent show.

SPIKE

Yeah. The talent show.

Spike jumps into Rarity's arms as they nuzzle each other lovingly. The scene fades to black.