Rant On My Little Pony

Lately, a ton of people on DA and other sites have been asking me why I dislike My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic, and why I am an Anti-Brony. Just so that others stop asking, I decided to write a Journal here about all the reasons why I absolutely despise My Little Pony, and everything I hate about it. Hopefully this will answer any questions about why I hate it. I hate My Little Pony, I never once liked My Little Pony, and I never will like My Little Pony, and I mean it.

But before I do, I'd like to say that just because someone likes MLP doesn't mean I automatically will hate them for that. In fact, I know a few friends who like it, but I still like them. Just because someone doesn't have all the same interests as I do doesn't mean I can't be friends with them. So don't worry.

Its those damned Zealot-type Bronies who really get on my nerves. The ones who try to compare everything to MLP, try to force anti-bronies to change their mind about it, and nag me on and on about why I should like it. Unless you become that sort of Brony to me, don't think I still can be friends with you still.

Now for all the reasons why MLP is horrible in my opinion, explained as well as I can. Be warned, if you happen to really like My Little Pony, this might make you feel rather unhappy. Just a heads up for some of those who are about to read this.

-1. I Do Not Find Ponies to be very cute. Yes, I'm sure a ton of you know that I am obsessed with cute and cuddly things, but Ponies aren't cute enough for me. I don't just enjoy anything that's cute, I have standards when it comes to acceptable cuteness. And Ponies just do not fit the standards.

Here's some examples of some things that I'd consider to be acceptably cute and cuddly and lovable. Look at how adorable and huggable and sweet all of them are! -->  images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__c…   25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbw…   onewdesign.files.wordpress.com… They are way too cute, and I absolutely adore them for that. Compared to your Goddamn Ponies, Their sheer cuteness makes Ponies look like The Creature from the Black Lagoon.

-2.Horrid Soundtrack I have watched the series, and I hate the music so much. The music is so annoying for me to hear, and in fact, from the episodes I saw, sometimes I actually muted the volume in fear that I might get an annoying song like that stuck in my head, and thank goodness I haven't. That's pretty much telling me something right there.

You may not know this, but I happen to be a big fanatic of Soundtracks from TV shows, Movies, and Video Games. I listen to soundtrack music a lot, and my Iphone music is loaded with tracks of those sorts too. In fact, for of my ideas for my various art, projects, games, and other stuff I make, many times I get ideas for stuff in them after listening to Soundtrack Music of some sort, and then imagining another type of scenario that would go well with that music. I usually take a series's Soundtrack to mind when it comes to how much I like it, and for My Little Pony, the Soundtrack is awful. Its like torture to my ears when hearing it.

-3. I hate Lauren Faust's shows in general I've never enjoyed Lauren Faust's shows in the first place. I've seen other shows by Lauren Faust too before, but I never have ever liked them, even when I was younger. MLP is no different here.

-4. God-Awful Antagonists MLP has some of the worst and most unlikeable villains in a series that I have ever seen. They aren't very cool or threatening or anything, they don't really do that much harm or destruction or anything, and the way the Ponies defeat them in the end is absolutely stupid. I've seen some pretty dumb bad guys in other series, but the bad guys in MLP have to be among some of the most moronic and unlikeable that I have ever seen.

One main villain I've seen in it is this "Discord" guy, who is apparently a Chimera-like Spirit of Chaos who is awakened after being petrified for many years, and then goes out to finish whatever the hell he was doing before. And what does this insanely-powerful spiritual being do for his Master Plan? Well, he assumes on deceptive forms and tries to tell the Ponies to do stuff for him, he dances on their heads, he turns the clouds into Cotton Candy raining chocolate milk and drinks it from the sky, he turns all their houses into cardboard, he pours massive things of pepper on them to make them sneeze, and essentially uses his magic to go around being a dumbass in front of everyone. And then we have his absolutely moronic Evil One-Liners, such as "Keep it up, I like this," or "Discord Rules, Celestia Drools," or "Making Sense, what fun is there in Making Sense?" Seriously, I've heard more badass-sounding One-Liners from Team Rocket, and Team Rocket are also extremely dumb and unlikeable bad guys in my opinion. Plus, he doesn't look very cool or neat at all either. He doesn't do anything really awesome and villainous, like obliterates entire cities and causes mass genocide, amasses an army of minions to enforce his rule, creates towering robotic WMD's to impose his dark reign, forces the cities into a totalitarian society where you either do what he says or you suffer, or anything awesomely evil like that. Discord is just plain stupid.

Then we have Nightmare Moon. Another formidable foe, but yet she isn't awesome either. She does a lot of evil stuff and is the Princess's Evil Twin and such, then gets banished to the moon. Later on, she returns, and still isn't very impressive. She doesn't cause that much damage, make them feel like "Oh God, We're all gonna die," amasses an evil army, or anything like that, and she doesn't even look very awesome or cool either. Nightmare Moon is also very much a fail villain too.

I myself like series with villains who are more awesome and cooler and likeable antagonists in them. Foes that I find cool include ones such as Dr Weil in Megaman Zero, The Neuroi in Strike Witches, Dark Samus in Metroid, Sonic foes such as Eggman, The Metarex, Iblis, Mephiles, and The Nocturnus Clan, The Dark Axis in SD Gundam Force, Liquid Snake in Metal Gear Solid, The Heartless in Kingdom Hearts, and The Fleet of Fog in Arpeggio of Blue Steel. They are actually neat and awesome, but the antagonists in MLP are not in any way awesome like they are.

-5. Bad scenarios, Plot that I hate, and awful jokes. I understand the more lighthearted peaceful scenario to it, but for Ponies I don't enjoy the way they do it. The stuff that happens in the series I just don't like, their jokes are not very funny, and a lot of the time, it is annoying to me in the way that show such as Dora the Explorer or Care Bears is.

Love and Tolerance my ass! That's the kind of stuff that they'd teach to you in shows I used to watch in Kindergarten, and I've grown out of that Years Ago! In fact, I hardly even remember the last time I watched something like that.

I admit I do watch some things that aren't so action packed, but the ones I like do it right. Have you ever seen Lucky Star, K-ON, Nichijou, Ika-Musume, or Hanaukyo Maid Team? Those one do this sort of lighthearted peaceful and cute in a good way, for the jokes are more funny and relateable, the plots and scenarios are more enjoyable, and the show doesn't bring to mind a dumb NickJr or Playhouse Disney show. MLP is not like any of those, and it sucks because of that too.

I admit that there is one Pony-related thing that I actually liked quite a bit. That was this Pony fanfic called "Cupcakes." However, the only reason that I liked that Pony fanfic, Cupcakes, is because it was all about those Goddamn Horses getting brutalized and killed in the way that they deserve to be!

Well, this concludes my ranting on all the reasons why I think My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic, is one of the worst shows I have ever seen. I've stated all my reasons for it, and I hope you understand now. I know that some of you may think different, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to like you just because of that. I still will like you for who you are anyways. Just please don't start acting like the types of Bronies that annoy me.

-some dude on DA, me too

FRIENDSHIP HAS LESS MAGIC THAN MY SMALLEST FARTS!